// This file contains the quotes: add as many as you like, contained within single quotes
// characters, and seperated by commas (see below for examples). Remember; you can't use
// single quote characters (') within each quote - instead, use an escaped-single-quote
// (\') [a quote with a slash in front of it], which will be translated to a single-quote
// character when the script runs.

function randomQuote() {
	quotes = new Array(
		'Incognito, ergo sum.',
		'Abandon all hope.',
		'Enjoy your visit.',
		'Exact change only.',
		'All livestock and major credit cards accepted.',
		'No solicitors.',
		'Do not tap on glass.',
		'Based on a true story.',
		'You must be <em>this</em> tall to ride.',
		'Thank you for not smoking.',
		'Not actual size.',
		'Mind the gap.',
		'Please silence your cell phones and pagers.',
		'With limited commercial interruptions ....',
		'Sanitized for your protection.',
		'Consult physician before use.',
		'May contain small parts.',
		'May contain nuts.',
		'Caveat emptor.',
		'No refunds.',
		'As seen on TV.',
		'Leave message at the beep.',
		'Offer void where prohibited by common sense.',
		'Free virus with every purchase.',
		'This way to the egress.',
		'Try the veal.',
		'Authorized vehicles may be towed.',
		'Many will play, few will win.',
		'Allow 10-12 years for delivery.',
		'Slippery when wet.',
		'Not responsible for fire, theft, or accident.'
	);
	
	return quotes[Math.floor(Math.random()*quotes.length)];
}

document.write(randomQuote());